THE WEIRDEST PHRASES DUOLINGO THINKS YOU NEED TO KNOW IN OTHER LANGUAGES

And why you need to know them. Thanks @franksars for the request. I think I took it in another direction than you were expecting.
  1. For whispering to your Russian boyfriend.
    😏👉🏽👌🏽
  2. For when your Russian boyfriend grimaces and leans away as you whisper that to him.
  3. For talking to a therapist about your Russian boyfriend.
    "...except he clams up when I talk about MY needs."
  4. For anticipating what your mom will say to you about your recent breakup with your Russian boyfriend.
  5. For arriving home and realizing your mother sold the house you grew up in and moved away without telling you.
  6. For when the simultaneous dissolution of your relationship with your Russian boyfriend and disappearance of your mother sends you into a tailspin.
  7. For repeating to yourself in the mirror every morning as you try to start again and build a whole new life in Ireland.
  8. For when you decide to put yourself out there again, and your first date post-breakup is a cooking class with a secret cannibal.
  9. For when you finally escape the fridge, look your (Dutch) cannibal captor in the face, and hit him with a scathing retort.
    "AND ONLY LUNATICS KEEP BANANAS IN THE FRIDGE!"
  10. For when you move to Berlin to start over yet again and adopt a cat to fill the void of loneliness.
  11. For when you look at the shambles of your life and wonder if you are responsible.