THINGS I'M NOT UNPROUD OF
Thanks DJT for this phrase 🙏🏽 for when you're bragging about dumb stuff
- •I'm fully up-to-date on at least three CW shows.
- •I was voted "Best All-Around" in high school.It was a small high school. But I didn't vote for myself.
- •When I was 12, my orthodontist told me I had the "biggest teeth in her practice." "Like a full grown man's."
- •One time I taught an SAT class and at the end of it, the high schoolers asked to follow me on snapchat.The teens approve me.
- •I once pulled all of the female members of my college improv team onto my cycle.