THINGS I'M NOT UNPROUD OF

Thanks DJT for this phrase 🙏🏽 for when you're bragging about dumb stuff
  1. I'm fully up-to-date on at least three CW shows.
  2. I was voted "Best All-Around" in high school.
    It was a small high school. But I didn't vote for myself.
  3. When I was 12, my orthodontist told me I had the "biggest teeth in her practice." "Like a full grown man's."
  4. One time I taught an SAT class and at the end of it, the high schoolers asked to follow me on snapchat.
    The teens approve me.
  5. I once pulled all of the female members of my college improv team onto my cycle.