THINGS MEN YELL AT ME ON THE STREET VS. WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN
- •*wolf whistle*I have a tiny penis.
- •"HELLO beautiful."Greetings from my tiny penis.
- •"Smile, sweetheart."You exist solely to please me and my tiny penis.
- •"You want a ride?"Get in my car so I can murder you with my tiny penis.
- •"Can you spare your number?"I can't afford a cell phone, but I do have an old rotary phone which I'll dial with my tiny penis.
- •"Damn girl, you're tall."I like to state the obvious. Speaking of, did I mention I have a tiny penis?