WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR LOVE
Alternatively, "Reasons You Should Not Date/Marry Me"
- •Tolerate you wearing open-toed shoes anywhere but the beach/the pooland maybe not even then
- •Hold off on watching a show so we can watch it togetherI'll rewatch it with you, but don't ask me to wait
- •Give up Ken Burns documentariesProhibition 4 lyfe
- •Dog-sitIn case you didn't realize it yet, I'm a villain
- •Lose to you on purpose at anythingI didn't come here to make friends
- •Stop Netflixing even when the chill startsI will make out but keep watching the movie over your shoulder. I will break a kiss to ask you to shift so I can see the screen. I will change for no man.
- •Laugh at your joke if it's not funnyNuff said
- •Take your nameUnless I kick your butt first