Normal, Everyday Items That Are Necessary To Splurge On

Requested by @feminist , my erudite and attractive partner.
  1. Pencils
    Need to get those Dixon Ticonderogas
  2. Nice Pens
    Because ballpoint pens don't cut it
  3. Valve Oil (for brass instruments)
    Because it sucks when they stick
  4. Girlfriend
    She's not a thing, but she's amazing and deserves to be spoiled
  5. Socks
    100% cotton so feet don't stink
  6. Peanut butter
    Gotta get that Jiff Natural with Honey, other stuff tastes just like oil.
  7. Quality USB charging cables
    Cheapies breakies.