525,600 MINUTES

  1. 10,000ish cases of wine bottled
  2. 7,300ish ounces of coffee consumed
  3. 1000+ positive interactions with customers
  4. 730-732 contact lenses
  5. 400-475 tacos consumed
  6. 327 mornings I oversleep my alarm
  7. 300ish Steph Curry drained three balls
  8. 200+ Smallmouth Bass caught and released
  9. 100-150 tons of grapes crushed
  10. 52+ Mondays
    insert Garfield comic here
  11. 52+ mornings where I get up singing in my head "gotta get down on Friiiiiidddaaaaaayyyyyy"
  12. 36-50 Double Doubles consumed
  13. 15-30 wild Steelhead caught and released
    better than 50,000 bass
  14. 27ish sleepless nights
  15. 25ish Buster Posey home runs
  16. 24 TOTAL WORK RELATED EMERGENCIES DROP EVERYTHING
  17. 12-24 quiet mornings solo on the river
  18. 12-20 hardcore fishing days with my father in law
  19. 14 sticks of deodorant
  20. 12 mortgage payments
  21. 8 Wine Club shipments to pack and ship
  22. 5-7 mini golf victories
  23. 4 attempts at getting a writing habit going again
  24. 3-5 anxiety freak outs
  25. 3 times I will g chat my sister @kelly after reading about something the Legislature did and say "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE"
  26. 3 packs of toilet paper from Costco
  27. 3 viewings of part of Top Gun
  28. 2 Vet Check Ups, 1 Doodle Ear Infection, 1 Random Doodle Foot Wound from partying too hard
  29. 2 rude customer interactions
  30. 2 viewings of Mallrats
  31. 1-2 depressive cycles
  32. 1 Christmas Eve
    6-8 Christaritas
  33. 1 Anniversary with my amazing wife
  34. 1 equipment emergency in the middle of crushing grapes that will make me want to punch a wall
  35. 1 re read of DFW's A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
  36. 1 year
  37. many more than 1 thing to be grateful for
  38. and a few moments of solace to remember that.