DID ANYONE ELSE GET FORCED TO GO TO COTILLION?
- •2 hours of the worst forced awkwardness a 6th grader could possibly imagine, monthly6th right?
- •being taught how to get punch in full 1953 etiquette compliance
- •and the foxtrot
- •and having to wear a suit
- •and the waltz
- •and girls wearing gloves
- •and literally every kid there being totally visibly miserable
- •I don't think I've ever used a single skill I learned there besides tolerance of the fact that life is unfair and nobody serves punch ever anymore.
- •it was the worst.