DID ANYONE ELSE GET FORCED TO GO TO COTILLION?

  1. 2 hours of the worst forced awkwardness a 6th grader could possibly imagine, monthly
    6th right?
  2. being taught how to get punch in full 1953 etiquette compliance
  3. and the foxtrot
  4. and having to wear a suit
  5. and the waltz
  6. and girls wearing gloves
  7. and literally every kid there being totally visibly miserable
  8. I don't think I've ever used a single skill I learned there besides tolerance of the fact that life is unfair and nobody serves punch ever anymore.
  9. it was the worst.