HEY, I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY

  1. ...are you a plumber? unclog my drain please
  2. ...a squirrel attacked me, check me for rabies
  3. ...put yourself in that corner, your name is Baby
  4. ...seriously stay there, I'm not Patrick Swayze
  5. ...you should read any article, by Matt Taibbi
  6. ...this hostel's filthy, you just got scabies
  7. ...here's my ring size, let's make 5 babies
  8. ...but let's have a discussion, about how giving an attractive person your phone number after meeting them is in fact not crazy at all but actually pretty normal and acceptable behavior, speaking broadly
  9. ...¯\_(ツ)_/¯