IF BATMAN WAS ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES ON TINDER

  1. "Just trying to find my partner in crime... ... ... fighting..."
  2. *unsolicited pics of his batwing*
  3. "You Batarang?"
  4. *unsolicited pics of his batwang*
  5. "Looking for the cat to my bat..."
  6. "I'm rich af."
  7. *a picture of him holding up a batfish*
  8. "Why do we fall?" *awkward pause*
  9. "I'm Batman."