1. Stuff about winemaking.
    I will bore the fuck out of you.
  2. Stuff about fly fishing or fly tying.
    I'm a halfway decent angler.
  3. Stuff about Disneyland or Disney theme parks in general.
    Shit is my jam.
  4. Stuff about cool places to go Northern California.
  5. Saltwater and reef aquariums.
  6. Strong preferences re: food.
  7. Craft beer.
  8. Sonoma County.
  9. Road trips.
  10. Literature.
    I have a degree and shit.
  11. Best Top Gun quotes.
    Too close for missiles, I'm switching to lists.
  12. Best esoteric lines from Lil Wayne mixtape tracks.
  13. Not brevity.