LOOK HOW LONG MY HAIR IS SELFIES

guys i'm really unreasonably proud of my hair and it really bothers people how long it is so i remind them a lot.
  1. sometimes it's more subtle
  2. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
  3. I DON'T PUT THAT SHIT AWAY ON THE BIKE EITHER
  4. we belly button deep out here