NAMES OF THINGS THAT SHOULD ACTUALLY BE THE NAME OF A DIFFERENT THING

  1. SEATAC: BULLET PROOF VESTS FOR SCUBA DIVING
  2. Virgin America: The Reality Show to find America's Next Top Virgin!
    wait what
  3. Topanga Canyon: Boy Meets World Fanfic Central
  4. McDonald's: Drive Thru Farm That Has A Cow
    EIEIO
  5. Microsoft: A forgettable set of man junk.
  6. Golden Gate Bridge: A Bridge That's Actually Gold!
  7. In N Out: Porn
  8. Sharpie: Utility Knives
  9. Kilogram: A death threat sent via morse code.