NOT COOL BRO πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ VOL. 3

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    jaywalking 8 feet in front of a stop sign so I have to stop for your lazy asses and then stop again at the stop sign.
    don't smile at me you smarmy fuck. take that shit back to the vineyard vines catalog bro.
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    people who wash their cars in the street so all the soap runs into the storm drain and consequently the native fish ecosystem like 30 yards away.
    bro, could you, like, give a shit for a second?
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    poison oak
    evolution is not always cool bro.
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    blisters
    fuck you too, shoe bro
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    crossing diagonally in an intersection because you think my home town is the Main Street USA for your adult sundress theme park
    this isn't Beverly Hills or Tokyo, take your Tom Fords off for a second and look around bro.
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    don't take my call, then your employee doesn't pass on the specific message I left for you, then you send an email to a third party saying you didn't pick up the order because I "should've returned [your] call"?
    how about I did grundlewaffle. how about you don't try and blame something on me when it doesn't make a difference whose fault it was anyways (your employees' for the record), bro.
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    my neighbor down the block's bumper sticker: "abortion stops a beating heart" with a little ekg flatline. and a Jesus fish.
    I'm sure women who were forced to make an incredibly difficult decision needed a guilt trip from an old woman in a Camry. what WOULD Jesus do bro.
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    Taco Bell ads that purport they have knowledge of "Mexican food" or actual burritos
    be serious marketing bros.
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    craigslist scammers
    I don't think anyone is this stupid, mom-wiring-the-money-from-jolly-olde-England bro, let's not waste our time.
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    people against accepting Syrian refugees.
    not hard at all dawg. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ bro. know your heritage and live up to it.