1. Hit snooze at least twice.
  2. Listen to trust fund reggae on the drive to work.
  3. Stop at the World Famous (it was on Food Network once?) Downtown Bakery for coffee and a bagel AND a sticky bun.
  4. Eat all of it while checking the Monday morning flood of sale emails.
  5. Make an impulse purchase of something you don't need.
  6. Ignore work for another 15 minutes by wiping down your desk and keyboard with a Clorox wipe.
  7. Work a little bit.
  8. Tacos for lunch.