ONE METHOD TO MAKE YOUR MONDAY LESS SHITTY
- 1.Hit snooze at least twice.
- 2.Listen to trust fund reggae on the drive to work.
- 3.Stop at the World Famous (it was on Food Network once?) Downtown Bakery for coffee and a bagel AND a sticky bun.
- 4.Eat all of it while checking the Monday morning flood of sale emails.
- 5.Make an impulse purchase of something you don't need.
- 6.Ignore work for another 15 minutes by wiping down your desk and keyboard with a Clorox wipe.
- 7.Work a little bit.
- 8.Tacos for lunch.