ONE METHOD TO MAKE YOUR MONDAY LESS SHITTY
- •Hit snooze at least twice.
- •Listen to trust fund reggae on the drive to work.
- •Stop at the World Famous (it was on Food Network once?) Downtown Bakery for coffee and a bagel AND a sticky bun.
- •Eat all of it while checking the Monday morning flood of sale emails.
- •Make an impulse purchase of something you don't need.
- •Ignore work for another 15 minutes by wiping down your desk and keyboard with a Clorox wipe.
- •Work a little bit.
- •Tacos for lunch.