I'm all about getting post gender in my insult game, lest my big sister @kelly get angry at me.
  1. Grundlebrush
    As with douchebag ➡️ douchecanoe, grundlebrush ➡️ grundleschooner. Help me make this a thing, I've been working it since I invented it last fall.
  2. Crotchwaffle
  3. Buttsnorkel
  4. Turd-burglar
    After all these years it still brings a smile to my face.
    Suggested by @aringrose