PLACES TO GET KINDA TIPS AT DISNEY WORLD, RANKED WHILE KINDA TIPS

I'm writing this list while kinda tips at Disney World
  1. Cava del Tequila
    Mexico Pavilion, Epcot - amazing margaritas, about 300 tequilas, guacamole. I literally just finished two margaritas from here and I'm feelin pretty good about it.
  2. *big lead over second place*
  3. Trader Sam's
    Polynesian Resort - not as good as the Disneyland version, but still pretty rad
  4. California Grilll
    Contemporary Resort - tough to get reservations here, so just eat at the bar, you can order off the full menu. best place to watch fireworks.
  5. Tambu
    Polynesian - Home of the Lapu Lapu, aka the Boozenapple (a delightful rum beverage served in a hollowed out pineapple).
  6. Epcot
    Epcot - The whole place is a giant drinking game basically. Especially during the Food and Wine Festival that runs from Sept through November. Even without Food and Wine, drinking around the world is great.
  7. Hurricane Hannah's
    The outdoor pool bar at Yacht and Beach. Blender drinks.
  8. [this is as far as I got before I gave up on a crowded monorail, just found this draft weeks later]
  9. [accuracy of this list still v. decent]