POTENTIAL EXPLANATIONS FOR WHY I'M DEFINITELY NOT TEARING UP A LITTLE

whatever it is I'm definitely not emotional
  1. it's pretty dusty in here
    hella dusty
  2. I have allergies and I rolled around in pollen
  3. I just found out Sabado Gigante is ending at the end of summer
    true, but not gonna cry about that probably
  4. I'm watching the Lion King
  5. I'm practicing crying on command for an audition
  6. I just watched last night's new episode of Girl Meets World
    it's definitely not this one