THINGS I REALLY WANT TO BUY THIS WEEKEND BUT I SHOULDN'T FOR VARIOUS RESPONSIBLE REASONS

everything father ish goes on sale and even though I'm not a dad everything I want falls under dad-sale-purview
  1. Big Green Egg
    oh man the delicious meat products. plus these things never go on sale or have promotional pricing (they aren't even sold online, really, double check me if you want). I happen to have an inside track that the hook up is going down Saturday only.
  2. Dewalt DWS780 Dual Bevel Sliding Compound Miter Saw
    fruhhhnnnngghgg I want it, I also actually need a sliding compound miter saw
  3. -OR!!!!!-
  4. Makita LS1216L Dual Sliding Compound Miter Saw
    that's just a good looking fucking saw right there
  5. Scott Radian 890-4 Fly Rod
    literally the last thing I need in the whole world is another fly rod, BUT I WANT THIS ONE TOO SO BAD.
  6. a TV for my man cave in the garage
    how hard is it to walk by an amazing deal on a sweet TV? so so hard. I don't even really need it. sorry to be a heteronormative grundlebrush about this but I feel like a majority of dudes feel me on this