Nothing makes you want to solo some sweet air guitar harder than Rage.
  1. broken a box spring
    mattress moshing has its risks
  2. repeatedly hit my roommate with a stale baguette
    it was consensual #college
  3. squeezed an orange into another roommate's eyes
    mostly consensual
  4. spotted the third roommate as he jumped off of the top of the wardrobe onto the couch
    our study breaks were weird
  5. tried to repair a couch
  6. drop kicked a complete works of William Shakespeare