VAGUELY SUBVERSIVE THINGS I WILL ADD TO COFFEE ON A WHIM
I really like fancy good coffee. I also really like good bad coffee.
- •Chocolate MilkCall bullshit this is my daily creamer. #lazymocha
- •Hot Chocolate MixI like the Whole Foods brand. #fancylazymocha
- •Almond MilkBecause it's the blood of smushed almonds and it's usually vanilla flavored!
- •A packet of Maple/Brown Sugar OatmealYou're fucking welcome. Caffeinated oatmeal is the breakfast of champions or idiots/me.
- •Sweetened Condensed MilkTres Leches Cake results in leftovers. You will feel like a million dollars if you ignore calories and are lactose tolerant.
- •Vanilla sugar.Either get a jar and split a whole vanilla bean and put it in the jar and fill with sugar, or buy from shmancy fine foods purveyor.
- •Bailey's Irish CreamSuggested by @ChrisK
- •Whipped creamSuggested by @justinemcgregor