VAGUELY SUBVERSIVE THINGS I WILL ADD TO COFFEE ON A WHIM

I really like fancy good coffee. I also really like good bad coffee.
  1. Chocolate Milk
    Call bullshit this is my daily creamer. #lazymocha
  2. Hot Chocolate Mix
    I like the Whole Foods brand. #fancylazymocha
  3. Almond Milk
    Because it's the blood of smushed almonds and it's usually vanilla flavored!
  4. A packet of Maple/Brown Sugar Oatmeal
    You're fucking welcome. Caffeinated oatmeal is the breakfast of champions or idiots/me.
  5. Sweetened Condensed Milk
    Tres Leches Cake results in leftovers. You will feel like a million dollars if you ignore calories and are lactose tolerant.
  6. Vanilla sugar.
    Either get a jar and split a whole vanilla bean and put it in the jar and fill with sugar, or buy from shmancy fine foods purveyor.
  7. Bailey's Irish Cream
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  8. Whipped cream
    Suggested by   @justinemcgregor