1. Coca Cola
    Pls bring me a vat of the stuff
  2. Longchamp
    Understated French elegance
  3. Apple
    I suckle from the consumer teat
  4. Icelandair
    They let me sit in the jump seat crossing the Atlantic Ocean and on an approach to NYC. Amazing.
  5. Chanel
    Overstated French elegance
  6. Pret
    Fresh soup everyday mmmmmm
  7. Burberry
    I like checked patterns okay?
  8. American Eagle
    No high end jeans compare
  9. Mercedes-Benz
    "Where's your boo's favourite place to snuggle" "In my Benz"
  10. Louis Vuitton
    More overstated French elegance. I'm tacky okay?