BREAKING NEWS

This is a list from a few weeks ago found in the depth of my drafts. ENJOY.
  1. Today has been one of my happiest days ever.
  2. I am officially an ordained minister!
  3. The process was difficult and there were a lot of tests and challenges to overcome but I did it.
  4. (Jokes - it literally too 2.01 minutes online).
  5. If any of you should require my service, please let me know and I'll be glad to wed you (for a small fee).
  6. 👰🏻👰🏻👰🏻👰🏻👰🏻