MOST RELATABLE MINDY LAHIRI QUOTES

I've picked back up on the Mindy Project and have no idea WHY I EVER STOPPED.
  1. "When he hugged me goodbye, I swear he had a half-chub. I mean, you can fake love, but you can't fake that!"
  2. "I've never had snacks expire before."
  3. "I have a terrible imagination. Most of my dreams are just me picturing myself sleeping."
  4. "I'm all about thin walls. I'll just shove a sock in my mouth."