QUESTIONS FOR MY HOT ASS TWIN

Today as I was looking through LinkedIn, I found the most beautiful Luis Guevara ever. And it was not me.
  1. Umm look at him. Like SERIOUSLY LOOK AT HIM.
  2. Questions I have for Luis:
  3. #1 - how dare you?
  4. #2 - what gives you the right?
  5. #3 - do you think this is okay?
  6. #4 - HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?!
  7. #5 - HOW DARE YOU?!
  8. It bears repeating.
  9. PS. Do people also call you 'Louise' or have you assimilated and go by Lewis?