THAT MOMENT YOU FIND OUT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO SHRIMP

Intro: I had about a pound of shrimp for dinner.
  1. But then you remember you've lowkey never liked shrimp that much.
  2. So then you feel validated that your body knew better.
  3. Even more so knowing your parents always forcing you to eat it WAS THE WRONG MOVE.
  4. But then you're reminded that you're EFFING ALLERGIC TO SHRIMP CAUSE YOUR WHOLE BODY ITCHES.
  5. AND YOUR LIPS ARE SWOLLEN.
  6. Say a prayer for me.
  7. Curse you, shrimp!