THAT MOMENT YOU FIND OUT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO SHRIMP
Intro: I had about a pound of shrimp for dinner.
- •But then you remember you've lowkey never liked shrimp that much.
- •So then you feel validated that your body knew better.
- •Even more so knowing your parents always forcing you to eat it WAS THE WRONG MOVE.
- •But then you're reminded that you're EFFING ALLERGIC TO SHRIMP CAUSE YOUR WHOLE BODY ITCHES.
- •AND YOUR LIPS ARE SWOLLEN.
- •Say a prayer for me.
- •Curse you, shrimp!