THINGS I'M REALLY GOOD AT THAT I WISH I COULD PUT ON MY RESUME

  1. Changing full outfits while driving.
  2. Reading (throwing shade).
  3. Impeccable rapping of any Nicki Minaj song.
  4. Car dance parties.
  5. Parking in reverse. Quickly.
  6. Sense of direction.
  7. Partying severely and being able to get up the next day.
    (Not proud of this one... Well not TOO proud). PS. This one is getting harder the older I get.