THIS MORNING: A LOVE STORY
- •This morning on my way into work I almost fell.
- •Because I saw arguably one of the best man butts I have ever seen in my life.
- •I couldn't stop staring, you know?
- •Then I got to the elevator lobby, and the man said butt belonged to sparked conversation.
- •Turns out, he's got a cute face too!
- •Anyway, his name is Lucas works in my building and I've already named all of our children.
- •You are all witnesses of the day my eyes locked with his (butt).
- •Happy Thursday, everyone!