1. This morning on my way into work I almost fell.
  2. Because I saw arguably one of the best man butts I have ever seen in my life.
  3. I couldn't stop staring, you know?
  4. Then I got to the elevator lobby, and the man said butt belonged to sparked conversation.
  5. Turns out, he's got a cute face too!
  6. Anyway, his name is Lucas works in my building and I've already named all of our children.
  7. You are all witnesses of the day my eyes locked with his (butt).
  8. Happy Thursday, everyone!