1. Is a GREAT day
  2. My boss is off
  3. So I can dance in my chair (I am really good at office chair twerking - I invented it)
  4. And not have to pretend to be 3x as busy as I really am not cause I don't have stuff to do but because I work smarter not longer as opposed to the rest of the peasant world
  5. I can also shop online
  6. And watch a YouTube video or two
  7. The possibilities are endless!
  8. (But really I'm ready for 4:30pm so I can ditch this place)