1. Important information to know: I work on the 8th floor.
  2. This is me from beyond the grave.
  3. I am dead now.
  4. I never made it.
  5. Stairs are evil.
  6. Avenge my death. Pls.
  7. You will find my body on the staircase between the 5th and 6th floor.
  8. Moral of the story: don't trust stairs.