I work at the school coffee shop...
  1. Why did you just pay for a five dollar drink and then disappear. You're an idiot.
  2. Why do you have your earphones in when you should be listening for your name being called. It's not my job to run after you with your drink, bitch.
  3. Why are you staring at me blankly when I call both your drink order AND your name, then respond only after I repeat the drink and you've looked around a few times. You're also an idiot.
  4. Why are you practically leaning over my shoulder telling me what your drink contains when I literally have it written in front of my face.
  5. Similarly, why are you trying to customise your drink after you've paid and I'm already making it. Extra shots cost money people.