FEELING WEIRD ABOUT

  1. 1.
    My job.
    What am I even doing here? Who are these people?
  2. 2.
    That I have to work a totally different job in order to some day get the job I want.
    COMEDY WHY ARENT YOU PAYING ME A MILLION DOLLARS
  3. 3.
    Being single.
    Am I cool with this? I DONT KNOW.
  4. 4.
    My appearance.
    Do you ever just feel like screaming please don't look at me on a bus because you woke up late and haven't been eating well?
  5. 5.
    I saw an improv team called fucktard.
    That's offensive right? I'm offended.
  6. 6.
    Patricia Arquette's oscar acceptance speech.
    ughhhhhhh noooooooo
  7. 7.
    Emma Watson and inclusive feminism.
    I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE
  8. 8.
    Spending money.
    Whhyyyyyy
  9. 9.
    Going home for the first time in 6 months tomorrow.
    I KNOW MY DOG IS NOT GOING TO RECOGNIZE ME AT FIRST
  10. 10.
    Moving.
    Nope.
  11. 11.
    Police officers.
    Ughhhhh woof
  12. 12.
    My younger brothers girlfriend.
    Why doesn't she look me in the eye? Or talk?
  13. 13.
    Privilege.
    I HAVE A LOT OF IT
  14. 14.
    The way I left things with the last guy I dated.
    Like literally left. I moved to Chicago. AND I FEEL BADLY ABOUT THAT
  15. 15.
    My relationship with my grandpa.
    I love him but he's kind of an asshole.
  16. 16.
    Bus seats.
    WHO HAS SAT HERE BEFORE ME?!?
  17. 17.
    The way art institutions treat their performers
    Hi we are not just a way for you to make money we are also people?
  18. 18.
    Pets.
    I love mine, BUT SHOULDNT ANIMALS BE FREE?!?!
  19. 19.
    My friends having babies.
    AHHHHHHH
  20. 20.
    Feta cheese.
    I can't do it.