TWO SOOTHS AND A GUY
- •The Oracle of DelphiThe original soothsayer. She was all "Oedipus you're gonna literally be a mother fucker." And he was like, "you're wrong." And we all know how that ended so basically she was always right.
- •Madame TrewlaneyA modern interpretation of a soothsayer. She tried.
- •Guy Fieri100% what a hot pocket would be if it was turned into a human.