1. The Oracle of Delphi
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    The original soothsayer. She was all "Oedipus you're gonna literally be a mother fucker." And he was like, "you're wrong." And we all know how that ended so basically she was always right.
  2. Madame Trewlaney
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    A modern interpretation of a soothsayer. She tried.
  3. Guy Fieri
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    100% what a hot pocket would be if it was turned into a human.