PHOTO CRITERIA FOR ONLINE DATING
If you're a normal dude with an actual picture of what you look like please find me on Raya.
- •Sunglasses dudeWhat are you hiding behind those glasses? You look like a cop.
- •Dude pictured with 7 other dudesNot very many girls on Tinder looking for a gang bang. Identify yourself.
- •Male model dudeWe get it. You're hot.
- •2005 dudeUpdate your damn picture. I don't care what you looked like in high school.
- •Private plane dude.People who actually own private planes don't need to post pictures of them.
- •Dude with TiestoLet me guess... "He was the nicest guy ever"?
- •Dude with hot chicksI just love a guy who is always pictured with other girls. Swipe left.
- •Dude with his dogStop trying to be cute. I'm not going to fall for your dog. Bestiality is gross.
- •Artsy dudeI could not care less about your weird black and white photo of someone (may not even be you) blurry from a mile away.
- •Dude with cigaretteAll I see when I look at you is a man with a tiny penis in his mouth.
- •Hipster dudeJudging by your hat and your flannel, I would guess you live in Silverlake and eat a lot of macrobiotic food. Cut your man bun if you want a chance with me!
- •Actual eligeable dudeIs anyone out there?