Instagram Captions I Hate

  1. "he's kinda alright"
  2. "let me tell ya bout my best friend"
  3. "sorry mom"
  4. "tourist in my own city"
  5. "friends that ___ together, stay together"
  6. "chop chop 💇🏻"
  7. "💇🏻"
  8. "vitamin sea"
  9. "sundaze"
  10. any pun ever
  11. "low quality picture, high quality people"
  12. "hey mtv, welcome to my crib"