Requested by @velzz
  1. 'She's about as Jewish as a bacon sandwich'
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    Patricia Louise Evans/Wicks/Butcher RIP my angel in heaven above
  2. 'My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit'
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    Never a fiercer word spoken
  3. 'You need slapping down'
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    Perhaps the most menacing line ever uttered in EE history
  4. 'If only his heart wasn't so full of love. If only he wasn't such a romantic. If only he'd worn slip on shoes.'
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    If only you hadn't pushed him off a cliff, Janine
  5. 'And what was Sodom and Gomorrah? A few people enjoying themselves?'
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    I was saved by Dot Cotton
  6. 'Abi's gotta tell an adult, blud'
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    Ben Mitchell, responsible rude boi
  7. 'We're alright for pegs thank you'
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    Thanks to the criminally under appreciated Aunt Sal for this answering the door inspo
  8. 'How's Adam?'
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    Tanya asking the tough questions