Best Eastenders Lines

  1. 1.
    'She's about as Jewish as a bacon sandwich'
    Patricia Louise Evans/Wicks/Butcher RIP my angel in heaven above
  2. 2.
    'My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit'
    Never a fiercer word spoken
  3. 3.
    'You need slapping down'
    Perhaps the most menacing line ever uttered in EE history
  4. 4.
    'If only his heart wasn't so full of love. If only he wasn't such a romantic. If only he'd worn slip on shoes.'
    If only you hadn't pushed him off a cliff, Janine
  5. 5.
    'And what was Sodom and Gomorrah? A few people enjoying themselves?'
    I was saved by Dot Cotton
  6. 6.
    'Abi's gotta tell an adult, blud'
    Ben Mitchell, responsible rude boi
  7. 7.
    'We're alright for pegs thank you'
    Thanks to the criminally under appreciated Aunt Sal for this answering the door inspo
  8. 8.
    'How's Adam?'
    Tanya asking the tough questions