Requested by Eloise

Best SVU cases

Lucky I had my Excel spreadsheet to consult
  1. 1.
    Tortured
    The corpse of a Tibetan woman is found with a foot cut off. This was the episode where I learnt that foot fetishes exist because the part of your brain about feet is next to the part about genitals. Thanks for the education Dr Huang.
  2. 2.
    Sick
    So obviously based on Michael Jackson I'm not sure how it was legal.
  3. 3.
    911
    Queen Olivia tracks down a little girl phoning from a locked room. They doubt whether it's all an elaborate hoax but eventually find her buried alive.
  4. 4.
    Raw
    White parents hire a white supremacist group to kill their adopted black son. But they did it for life-insurance money not racism which is no excuse really.
  5. 5.
    Rockabye
    A girl's dad was such a dick to her sister when she got pregnant as a teen that she literally punches her unborn child to death.
  6. 6.
    P.C.
    Kathy Griffin fights for lesbian rights with her group 'LesBeStrong' don't remember what the actual crime was but Kathy is 10/10 throughout.
  7. 7.
    Manipulated
    A lawyer-cum-stripper and a woman who is pretending to be disabled being pushed into a pool. What more do you need?
  8. 8.
    Mother
    An extremely confusing case where a psychiatrist is attacked by the sister of a patient that she is sexually assaulting. The sister turns out to actually be his mother. The sister/mother also killed her mother in a fire many years ago because she too was abusing the boy.
  9. 9.
    Alternate
    You feel really sorry for Cynthia Nixon and her five different personalities but then it turns out that was all a ploy that her sister made up in prison so they could kill their abusive parents.
  10. 10.
    Night
    Angela Lansbury plays a protective mother in a horrible insight into what would have happened if Chip grew up to be a murderous rapist of illegal immigrants. Also Bradley Cooper stars.
  11. 11.
    Selfish
    Hilary Duff plays Casey Anthony but it's all the fault of people who don't vaccinate their kids in the end.
  12. 12.
    Funny Valentine
    The Rihanna and Chris Brown story but ending in murder because the truth obviously wasn't dramatic enough.
  13. 13.
    Valentine's Day
    Chloe Sevigny's husband sees her being raped via Skype. But it's all a ruse.
  14. 14.
    Retro
    A baby dies of AIDS because some dickhead doctor doesn't believe that HIV causes AIDS. And it turns out he's not the only one.
  15. 15.
    Totem
    A piano teacher rapes her young student with a wooden spoon because her mother did it to her.
  16. 16.
    Design
    Starts with a fake suicide attempt somehow ends up being about eugenics.
  17. 17.
    Russian Brides
    The Russian Mafia con sad men into paying large ransoms by faking their mail-order bride's abductions. They go to Brighton Beach which seems like a great place.
  18. 18.
    Pursuit
    Debra Blessing has a stalker and handles it fairly badly but it all pays off when thy catch her sister's murderer after many years.
  19. 19.
    Bang
    John Stamos is addicted to getting women pregnant and ends up being stabbed with a scuba knife that makes him explode.
  20. 20.
    Babes
    Through an exceedingly confusing series of twists and turns, a burning boy with his balls cut off ends up with a case about another boy killing his girlfriend and making it look like suicide via cyber bullying, a pregnancy pact between catholic teens and a DJ with the catchphrase 'wrecking decks and getting sex'.