U.K. Supermarkets (the most important list of all)

  1. 1.
    Waitrose
    The supermarket of queens. Bonus points if it's a John Lewis Food Court.
  2. 2.
    Marks & Spencer
    Cracking sandwiches and salads and snacks and drinks and pork selection boxes. Best adverts on TV.
  3. 3.
    Sainsbury's
    Classic and simple. Lee Green store wins for employing Favourite Lady for my entire life, loses for getting rid of the self service bread slicer.
  4. 4.
    Tesco
    Shittest sandwiches of any supermarket but I did buy my best ever cardigan from F&F.
  5. 5.
    Asda
    Can always count on Asda to have some kind of scenes going down. Fun fact: Greenwich Peninsula store was the choice of the Russian gymnastic coaches during London 2012.
  6. 6.
    Morrisons
    Salvaged from being the most 'meh' supermarket by the dry ice fruit and veg experience. Only ever seem to go here on holidays.
  7. 7.
    Lidl
    Best perfume of all time = Lidl's Suddenly Madame Glamour, £5.
  8. 8.
    Co-op
    Extremely rude man in the Pennsylvania Road, Exeter shop. Might make you cry.
  9. 9.
    Aldi
    Overall a stressful supermarket experience. Don't appear to stock salsa or guacamole. Not a fan.