THINGS I DO TO APPEAR BUSY AT WORK

  1. Check email.
  2. Open up a box and then seal it back up again.
  3. Rearrange the files on my desktop: alphabetically, by size, and then by date.
  4. Check email again.
  5. Designate a drawer at my desk for scrap paper.
  6. Fold said scrap paper in half to create more room for other desk items.
  7. Check email again.
  8. Walk to copier room and see if there are extra pens.
  9. Upon finding there are no extra pens look for a rogue highliter.
  10. Defeatedly return to desk.
  11. Check email.