FIVE THINGS I WONDERED THIS WEEKEND.

  1. How many people puke on their boyfriends parents?
  2. How many people puke on their boyfriends parents because they might have toxic shock syndrome from losing a tampon up their vagina?
  3. How many people get tampons stuck up their vagina?
  4. Which will kill me first the tampon or the humiliation?
  5. How much can you overshare on an app where you have four followers?