FIVE THINGS I WONDERED THIS WEEKEND.
- •How many people puke on their boyfriends parents?
- •How many people puke on their boyfriends parents because they might have toxic shock syndrome from losing a tampon up their vagina?
- •How many people get tampons stuck up their vagina?
- •Which will kill me first the tampon or the humiliation?
- •How much can you overshare on an app where you have four followers?