Favorite Stephen Colbert Quotes
- •"You're only as ugly as we think you are."
- •"Don't think of it as being a snitch. Think of it as betraying the retarded."
- •"Try being something more realistic. Like a paperweight."
- •"I saw something so I said something. But what I said wasn't what I saw."
- •"I always say cleanliness is next to godliness. Mostly because I have an extremely abridged dictionary."