EMOJI I THINK I DESERVE AN EXPLANATION FOR

  1. 💮
    I want to know what this stamp says!
  2. 🎍
    Potted plant? Kinky dildo? The Emerald City?
  3. 🔏
    Why would I ever need a fountain pen with a padlock?
  4. 💠
    It's pretty but what do I use it for?
  5. Why the squiggly line bro?
  6. 🏦
    What does BK stand for?
  7. 😦
    Why did 😧 shave his/her eyebrows?