PARTY INVITATION DELIVERY, RANKED

  1. 1.
    United States Postal Service
    I'm getting married!
  2. 2.
    Paperless Post
    I'm moving to a new city!
  3. 3.
    Email
    I'm having a dinner party!
  4. 4.
    Text Message
    I'm going to someone else's party, come!
  5. 5.
    Facebook Event
    I honestly don't want you to come, but we're friends with a lot of the same people.