Aka the entanglement of @Jack and @lukas
  1. He was my freshman year RA
  2. He lent me his West Wing DVDs which forever changed the way I see television
  3. He got me a part-time writing job
  4. He fired me from said part-time writing job
  5. He worked with my best friend Saeed Jones at BuzzFeed
  6. He's friends with @Grosstastic who is married to my friend @dev
  7. We're both beta testers of List App