1. This will be a fun challenge!
  2. Fuck.
  3. How did I do this?
  4. How does this work?
  5. Ugh.
  6. OH WAIT I SEE OK THIS KINDA MAKES SENSE.
  7. Nevermind.
  8. Ok I get it again, let's just simply this, run the app...
  9. Fuck.
  10. Why is this unrelated thing broken now?
  11. Ahhhhhh ok that's weird but I get it.
  12. This is dumb.
  13. I am dumb.
  14. iPhones are dumb.
  15. Oh hey it works!
  16. This could work better, I should rewrite it some day when I have time.