THINGS I DO WITH MY ARMS WHEN I AM AT A LARGE SOCIAL GATHERING

  1. Place them inside my bag
  2. Swing them back and forth as if I was pushing someone on a swing
  3. Tuck them awkwardly behind my head
  4. Put them in my girlfriend's bag
  5. Use them to prop myself against a wall
  6. Use them to lift other people's bags
  7. Use them as coat hooks
  8. Let them go limp and think about how short they are for hours and hours