1. Anxiety
  2. Fear that these lists will inevitably turn into therapy
  3. Busy
  4. Daddy wasn't there
  5. Phone needed a charge
  6. Tinder doesn't require you to be funny and a list has never gotten anyone laid
  7. Dragons
  8. Bigger dragons
  9. Toe pain
  10. Bigger fish to fry
  11. Lena Dunham would do it better anyway