REASONS WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO DOWNLOAD LISTAPP

  1. Anxiety
  2. Fear that these lists will inevitably turn into therapy
  3. Busy
  4. Daddy wasn't there
  5. Phone needed a charge
  6. Tinder doesn't require you to be funny and a list has never gotten anyone laid
  7. Dragons
  8. Bigger dragons
  9. Toe pain
  10. Bigger fish to fry
  11. Lena Dunham would do it better anyway