Sobering up...
  1. I need to break up with Long Island iced tea.
  2. Liquid cocaine shots are always a terrible idea.
  3. Don't giggle like a 8 year old when trying to buy the birthday boy a BJ shot.
  4. Great choice with the mozzarella sticks!
  5. McDonald's is NEVER a good idea.
  6. The sky is beautiful tonight. I.love.stars!
  7. I really want a boyfriend. Cause sex? Oh and communication and love and so on and so forth.
  8. Why did people think voting for a Nacho was a good idea? Why do I care?
  9. My bed is the greatest place in the world
  10. I kept confusing my Uber driver and ended up paying way less then what I thought I'd be paying.
  11. I'm going to go eat some Count Chocula! Guys! Found it on sale for $1.99!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼
  12. My Birthday is next month... 😳😳😳
  13. Does that mean I'll do this again?
  14. I'll do this again and it will be way worse!
  15. I hope no one calls or texts me tomorrow.
  16. No one will. No one does. Except mom.
  17. Hi Mom!
  18. I should go to bed.
  19. Deep fried pickles are amazing!
  20. I wanna watch Divergent tomorrow.
  21. What the hell is this list even about?
  22. Count chocula tho...