Drunk thoughts

Sobering up...
  1. •
    I need to break up with Long Island iced tea.
  2. •
    Liquid cocaine shots are always a terrible idea.
  3. •
    Don't giggle like a 8 year old when trying to buy the birthday boy a BJ shot.
  4. •
    Great choice with the mozzarella sticks!
  5. •
    McDonald's is NEVER a good idea.
  6. •
    The sky is beautiful tonight. I.love.stars!
  7. •
    I really want a boyfriend. Cause sex? Oh and communication and love and so on and so forth.
  8. •
    Why did people think voting for a Nacho was a good idea? Why do I care?
  9. •
    My bed is the greatest place in the world
  10. •
    I kept confusing my Uber driver and ended up paying way less then what I thought I'd be paying.
  11. •
    I'm going to go eat some Count Chocula! Guys! Found it on sale for $1.99!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼
  12. •
    My Birthday is next month... 😳😳😳
  13. •
    Does that mean I'll do this again?
  14. •
    I'll do this again and it will be way worse!
  15. •
    I hope no one calls or texts me tomorrow.
  16. •
    No one will. No one does. Except mom.
  17. •
    Hi Mom!
  18. •
    I should go to bed.
  19. •
    Deep fried pickles are amazing!
  20. •
    I wanna watch Divergent tomorrow.
  21. •
    What the hell is this list even about?
  22. •
    Count chocula tho...