1. Texting while driving
  2. Texting while driving while twirling your hair
  3. Texting while driving while having three friends in the car who are all texting instead of talking to each other--all of them citizens arrested
  4. People who dump garbage out the car window
  5. People who don't pick up their dog poo
  6. People who park too close
  7. People who open blind bag toys in the store and then don't buy them. (The surprise is the point of the blind bag, jerks, it doesn't matter if you already have it!)