1. move cautiously and keep a good distance from the car in front of you when driving
  2. never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom
  3. call your mom
  4. listen to your mom
  5. be nice to your mom
  6. stay hungry, stay foolish
  7. have a good time
  8. if this was your last day on earth, would you do what you're about to do?
  9. a pair of clean underwear are as good as a promotion
  10. Cormac McCarthy is god
  11. those who know don't say and those who say don't know