WHY I IDENTIFY WITH CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

  1. 1.
    Obviously
  2. 2.
    When I'm stressed af I get my own jar
  3. 3.
    My reaction when I get classwork back
  4. 4.
    I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you can never predict when they will do something incredibly stupid
  5. 5.
  6. 6.
    When someone texts or snaps first and then doesn't reply… or leaves me hangin
  7. 7.
    Judgey af
  8. 8.
    Live for the good times with friends (or a crew)
  9. 9.
    Too bad it's always gone